
3.5 Mullets
Aye Ca-rumba! Classic guitar songs get a dose of Santana’s caliente riffs. Today I am going to review the brand new Santana album titled: Guitar Heaven: The Greatest Guitar Classics Of All Time(Deluxe Version).
My first thought when I found out this album was on the way was:” managers can talk you into anything”. One of my pet peeves are: when mainstream artists cover an Icon’s signature song or style. I have rarely seen this work out for the artist covering the song(remember Beyoncé’s version of “At Last” at the Obama presidential inauguration where Etta James almost opened a can of whoop a**). Also, often the “New improved version” is almost never improved upon because the covering artist has nothing emotionally invested or they are just frankly not at the same caliber as the icon. Let me digress further. How does an artist become an icon? Here’s the simplified breakdown: after many years of honing their craft. Their heartfelt investment in the song is delivered in such a way (meaning imparting their “Signature Style”) that it makes us mere mortals drawn to their particular slant of music, singing in our cars and then rushing to i-tunes to purchase a download.The icon’s craft is often so imbuing, we simply can’t tell why we like a particular song so much. Note to up and comers: Just say no to your managers when they suggest this awful idea, close the door to the woodshed and hammer out a well-crafted song that might put you on the road to ICON status. We have enough regurgitation in the music world. How about creating something you can be proud of instead. So, I cringed at first earshot of a Santana album filled with classic rock covers by many great icons the likes of : Led Zepplin, AC/DC, The Doors, Deep Purple, Van Halen and so on. But……This offering is a blessing and a curse in one.
When I review an album I do three things always:
- I audition the CD on three sources: My Mp3 player, with high quality headphones, My home-theater system which rocks a collection of JBL speakers and a Denon receiver and my home computer or laptop.
- I listen to the album a minimum of 3 times
- I keep the distractions low to keep focus on the musicianship
When I study music, I study it. I first take the time to listen, allowing for my general taste in music. I let the album roll around in my head to see what sifts out. Then I say to myself “Are any of the songs catchy”? “Do I want to hear more”? ” Can I tell what direction the artist is going”? You know, get a feel for how the album is presented and is it achieving its goal? Usually, I will then listen for guitar riffs and techniques that stand out. Like: “Did you hear that rapid succession of double-stops”? “Wow, the band really stopped on a dime so the soloist could have a lot of room to noodle”. Finally, during the playback, I like to see how the music makes me feel. What kind of emotions in me does the album and it’s tracks evoke. Let’s face it folks, if we aren’t feeling the music, What is the point? There are a lot of mechanical, robot musicians out there with a huge emphasis on how many notes they can cram in a measure. Don’t be one of them! Take your time. Slow down and feel every note. You will notice a big improvement in your phrasing and general enjoyment of music. Alright, enough of old man rambling, let’s get to the review.
Carlos Santana has been playing his brand of music since the mid sixties and has produced such hits as: “Oye Como Va”, “Black Magic Woman”, “Europa”, “Hold On”, “Samba Pa Ti’”,”Smooth”, “Maria, Maria” and many, many more. His technique is legendary. The phrasing he provides is only rivaled by a very select few like: Larry Carlton, Joe Satriani, Eric Johnson, Albert King, BB King, SRV and Al DiMeola. I am not going to bio him. There are many more resources for that and they’re way better at it than I could muster anyway. I will just focus on the album and the songs it produced.
When I uploaded “Guitar Heaven: The Greatest Guitar Classics Of All Time(Deluxe Version)”, I was blown away by the quality of musicians that contributed to the effort. They run the full spectrum of experience like: the virtuoso cellist Yo-Yo Ma,the cannon powered voice of Soundgarden/Temple Of The Dog/Audioslave and Bond contributor Chris Cornell and blues wunderkind Johnny Lang. Some of the duets are so magical, they should strongly consider touring together for a while; or permanently, what the heck. The album has a great vibe but Santana’s impeccable musicianship and song selection are the real stars. Mr. Santana’s choice of covers should be praised . He chose songs that exemplifiy his incredible ability to phrase a melody line and shows his ability to play in many styles and genres as well.
The tracks are as follows:
- Whole Lotta Love-Santana featuring Chris Cornell
- Can’t You Hear Me Knocking-Santana featuring Scott Weiland
- Sunshine Of Your Love-Santana featuring Rob Thomas
- While My Guitar Gently Weeps-Santana featuring India.Arie and Yo-Yo Ma
- Photograph-Santana featuring Chris Daughtry
- Back In Black-Santana featuring Nas
- Riders On The Storm-Santana featuring Chester Bennington and Ray Manzarek
- Smoke on the Water-Santana featuring Jacoby Shaddix
- Dance The Night Away-Santana featuring Pat Monahan
- Bang A Gong-Santana featuring Gavin Rossdale
- Little Wing- Santana featuring Joe Cocker
- I Ain’t Superstitious-Santana featuring Johnny Lang
- Fortunate Son-Santana featuring Scott Stapp
- Under The Bridge-Santana featuring Andy Vargas
The first effort explodes through the gate with Zepp’s legendary “Whole Lotta Love”. This gets your blood pumping, and in my opinion, it is the best song on the album. First off, Carlos’ intro riff is very respectful of Page’s great hook. He manages to do a first-rate rendition of one of rocks biggest songs while keeping it in a Santana vein. Next, Cornell’s vocals are so powerful and dynamic my speakers reciprocating pulse was like a Sawzall. The second track has Santana’s guitar tone very much in the vein of the Rolling Stone’s original. The stanzas are played with great deference to the original while still keeping the Latin flavor ever so resonating from the six string genius. “Can’t you hear me knocking” is a fantastic vehicle for Santana’s solo work as well. It is focused and the two chord chorus repeats at a nice clip giving Carlos the opportunity to apply the honey, so to speak. The solo notes, as always, are carefully placed in a perpetual example of phrasing and control. In other words, he doesn’t just play all the scales he knows as fast as he can. Cream’s “Sunshine Of Your Love” still has wailing single notes with a tasty Wah-Wah pedal flailing the envelope open and closed like shudders on a house in a Midwestern tornado’s fury. Van Halen’s “Dance The Night Away” places Eddie’s riff bouncing lithe-fully through the track by Carlos’ adroit fingers. Pat Monahan’s contribution is flawless. He brings out the pipes and really lets it soar singing more powerfully than he usually does in Train. Keeping with the “change it up philosophy” of the album, Carlos takes in some Southern roots with Credence’s mega hit “Fortunate Son“. Santana’s intro is warm and sets up the first stanza well. Stapp’s presentation is solid and sounds to me like a modern twist on Fogerty’s effort. The best thing about Stapp’s performance is that it’s purposely not Creed sounding at all. (a high mark in my book, though I love Creed) The best duets are executed by the pairs: Santana/Cornell, Santana/Monahan,Santana/Thomas and Santana/Stapp. The tracks that these pairings represent are far and above the others; sounding like they have been together for years on the road. I can’t do the album justice unless I talk about the recording as well. The lay down of tracks are flawless. Santana is featured in the mix just right; not too dominate and not too demure as well. All vocals are crisp and sharp and not heavy laden with trilling effects like the Cher song: “Believe”. The vocalists are captured with the right timbre and pitch indicating the great level of musicianship. All other instruments are as the norm for a Latino flavored recording: with proper emphasis on drums, timbale, congas and the like. Now, now, before you start getting your dander up and thinking I am some kind of Santana sycophant, there were some things about “Guitar Heaven: The Greatest Guitar Classics Of All Time(Deluxe Version) that were pretty limp too.
In a what can only be described as a “last-minute vocalist change” or a ” Record label set in stone mandate”, the King of all Classic Hard Rock songs “Back in Black” by AC/DC, was as the big Lebowski would put it “micturated upon” with the greatest disrespect to the song and the band. When the track started rolling, I began to wince and furrow my brow a little because the classic opening riff was almost unnoticeable. I can’t believe Carlos would approve this rendition or allow it to roll off his fingers. The sonic defecation doesn’t stop there! Of all the vocalists they could have called in, like: Ian Astbury,Bruce Dickinson, Geoff Tate, Brian Mcknight, Jennifer Nettles of Sugarland or maybe even Rosie O’Donnell(lol) would have been a way better choice than NAS!! Did everyone associated with this record hit their proverbial heads? Rapping an AC/DC song should only be attempted be those willing to smear themselves with peanut butter, while raw cuts of meat dangle from their torso, as they sprint parallel with Australia’s Dingo Fence. I mean that country should get to dole out the punishment since their greatest rock band was so disgraced. My ever-expanding butt nearly fell out of my fine leather chair and on to the floor as the vocalist Nas started his confusing verbage. AC/DC must have just lent the rights to Santana; not knowing what would eventually end up on the album. OK that’s enough rage for that track. Other tracks that aren’t up to snuff are: “Photograph” with Chris Daughtry,” Bang A Gong” with Gavin Rossdale and “Riders On The Storm” with Chester Bennington and Ray Mazarek. Def Leppard’s arena anthem was just to far away from the original for me. The little happy keyboard chords and the cheesy pie, soda pop way Daughtry sings the song doesn’t lend a new spin on the song or elevate it further(hence the avoidance of covering Signature Songs). Now I know this next comment is going to sound weird, and I might get some comments on this one, but even though Mazarek plays on “Riders”, this incredible 60′s selection has a giant hole in it and is missing one major element: the Morrison Vibe. The original mystery of The Doors’ cut is just not there and it appears Santana and Chester Bennington don’t even give it a go. They should have recruited Ian Astbury of The Cult, who is the most underrated rock singer of all time, and as most people know, replaced Jim Morrison in The Doors on one of their latest tours. Any record producer worth his salt, would have done anything to make that happen. Finally, “Gang A Gong” with Bush’s Gavin Rossdale, I am torn about. I like what Santana does on the track, but not Rossdale’s contribution. Gavin is flat-out not a strong enough singer for that track. His voice is very breath-y and a frankly a little femme for such a grungy blues riff laden song. I would have like to seen Santana, or his manager, have flown in Paul Rogers for this one. I mean Queen has to have some days off, right?
In summary, I generally liked ” Guitar Heaven: The Greatest Guitar Classics Of All Time(Deluxe Version)”. It was a bit of a mixed bag of tricks; not unlike receiving a Christmas gift from the grandparents. It could be a new golf club, it could be a fuzzy Frosty the Snowman appliqué sweater. You never know. Most of the album can be taken seriously though and shouldn’t deter fans from buy the album. Santana’s natural timing and well placed notes can fix many ill’s, except crappy singing and rapping one of the “Greatest Guitar Classics Of All Time”. I gave this album 3 and a half mullets out of 5. Although you can never account for people’s taste, most guitar and music aficionados will cherish Santana’s delivery of some of the best songs rock has ever produced.
“Keep music a passion”,
Chris T.
Over The Hill Guitar